written by
Major Tom

Which Game is Better? Minecraft or Roblox?

3 min read , April 3, 2023

Minecraft and Roblox are both famous games.

But which one is better?

I think both games are good but I will give reasons why both games are awesome to play.

⚠️WARNING ⚠️

(I made the games like “ people” so they do the talking not me)
{sorry if it seems like I like one game is better, it’s just that if I’m going to make them act like people, I wanna make it like they are sort of in a people conflict}
[so, the “people games” might deny some stuff that is a real reason, but they do that because they are “people”]

Minecraft: I’m the best game there is!

Roblox: No! I am!

Minecraft: -_-

Roblox: Don’t give me that look. I’m just telling the truth.

Minecraft: (silence)

Roblox: What? It’s not like you are a better game.

Minecraft: OMG YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LIAR I HAVE EVER METTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Roblox: Wow. I did not know you had it in you.

Minecraft: (Glares)

Roblox: Well, if you think you are such a great game, why don’t you give the people and me over here some reasons?

Minecraft: Fine, I will. But you do too.

Roblox: Ok, you go first.

Minecraft: Well I’m a better game because I’m not a COPYCAT.

Roblox: WHATTTTTT!?!?!?! HOW AM I A COPYCAT!?!?!

Minecraft: Well, you have versions of me.

Roblox: Well I’m not the one who made those games. The people did.

Minecraft: True. But how did the people make the games?

Roblox: My cousin, Roblox studio.

Minecraft: What?

Roblox: Yea. The people play games with me, but they play games with my cousin.

Minecraft: BRUH!

Roblox: What? I thought you already knew that. Huh. Well, then I guess I am the better game.

Minecraft: NO YOU ARE NOT!!! I still have another reason that you are not the best game!

Roblox: ???

Minecraft: You know Roblox, you might be fun and all or whatever, but at least I’M the safer game.

Roblox: What do you mean by that?

Minecraft: Well, people make bl**** and scary games. And there can be some inappropriate stuff. Especially kids. An-

Roblox: THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Minecraft: LET ME FINISH!!! (glares)

Roblox: (quiets down)

Minecraft: As I was saying, before SOMEONE interrupted me, kids might just randomly look at and think “oh! this looks cool” and joins the game and either completely freaks them out, or make them do something that is not inappropriate for their age. Now you can talk.

Roblox: Yea that can happen, not denying it, but that is why we have some settings to keep them safe, unlike YOU.

Minecraft: HEY! I don’t even have bl**** and scary stuff!

Roblox: (rolls eyes) You sure?

Minecraft: Well, maybe people make some edits about me...and mods...but it’s not something you see all the time!

Roblox: Hmp! Well, I guess you are right about that as much as I regret to say.

Minecraft: Ha! Why don’t you give a reason then why you are “better”?

Roblox: Ugh. Fine I will. I’m better because I have choices.

Minecraft: What do you mean by “choices”?

Roblox: Well I have a bunch of games that people can choose from.

Minecraft: >.>

Roblox: What?

Minecraft: Um...I have that too.

Roblox: WHAT?!?!? LIAR!

Minecraft: I mean, like I have a main game but...I have like mini-games. Like skyblock or bedwars.

Roblox: T-T

Minecraft: What? Just accept that I am better than you.

Roblox: You know what? Let’s let the people decide!

Minecraft: Ok.

Minecraft/Roblox: So? Which game do YOU think is better?